I've got a question. [She tenses up, avoiding eye contact even though it's a camera before her on the coffee table and not a person. Whatever she is about to ask, she doesn't want to.] I was wondering... how do you know when someone has been permanently ported out? Is it different somehow? Is there a way to recognize if they'll be coming back or ( Read more... )

My manager was recently ported out. Doing things myself reflects poorly on me as a professional and it adds unnecessary stress. So, here's the thing: I'm actively looking for a new manager, a few stage hands, and a rotation of three or four assistants who will have minimum participation in select shows. The manager will be responsible for booking ( Read more... )

You know what I hate on a guy? Facial hair. Beards in particular.

I have 300 bags of potato chips and I don't know what to do with all of them.

As of Thursday, Timothy Hunter has been ported out. [Quieter, as if she's afraid that if she speaks any louder she might cry:] So, uh, please don't worry about him.

[More to convince herself than anything else, she manages to add a little more before hanging up.] He... wouldn't want that.

[The comm is turned on and there's a sort of nauseating movement, the occasional flutter of white fabric and the rushed scenery of city streets. The pace is slower than running and every now and then, she pauses briefly in her steps. Eventually, she makes a complete stop, quickly zooming in for a close up of her face.]

...so I'm back here, huh? [ ( Read more... )

[The entirety of this post is backdated to the evening of Friday, November 19th. Her voice is cheerful and upbeat, beyond pleasant.] Diana and I were talking and we decided that we would like to put together some sort of Thanksgiving dinner on the 25th. We'd like to extend an invitation to anyone we know, particularly if you don't have anyone to ( Read more... )

[Zatanna appears on the screen in her costume, briefly fidgeting with her top hat before she speaks.] Has, uh... has anyone heard from Doctor Mid-Nite lately? I've been trying to get in contact with him, but there's been no response.

[For only a moment, it appears as if that's all she has to say, but she shifts, her demeanor changing and her eyes ( Read more... )

[This video is posted around 4 o'clock. Zatanna is outside, wearing a knee-length dress with a witch's hat -- clearly, someone is enjoying herself. Behind her, there's the street and some houses. The comm's view shifts to her field of vision. There's a house that is slowly getting covered by pumpkins in a style similar to this enthusiastic display. ( Read more... )

[In a tone that suggests she is trying to hold back her annoyance but failing miserably:] Oh, Bond.